I’m gonna pretend this is how I look shirtless while running 😁
Right..
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
Jafar you pedo
wait till u hear the original versions lol
who the fuck gives a fifteen year old a tiger
i jUST CHOKED ON MY BREAKFAST
LITTLE HISTORICAL TIDBIT: In the times that these girls lived, it was perfectly normal for a 15 year old girl to marry like, a 30 year old
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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
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WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
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idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you
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For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
you really live up to your url
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He’s tripping on acid
I tried to scroll past
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
oh my god
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what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
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My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
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if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
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So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor”
and all I can think about is
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